Light on the Sacred, Heavy on the Profane
Wednesday, October 06, 2004

Dick Cheney as Jackie Childs

"You want to tell France, Germany and Russia that this is the wrong war in the wrong place at the wrong time, then ask them to please send us some troops?"

"I am shocked and chagrined, mortified and stupefied!"
"That suggestion is ludicrous, fatuous, hebetudinous, and ridiculous!"
"Outrageous and horrendous, scandalous and scurrilous!"
"Monstrous and villainous, notorious and heinous!"
"Atrocious and egregious, odious and shameless!"

h/t powerline

Tuesday, October 05, 2004

The VP Debate Verdict

Well, I watched the whole debate, and I'm only sure of one thing. Given the choice, I'd rather have sex with Mrs. Edwards than Mrs. Cheney. Now, I know what you're saying: "You're nuts!" "Mrs. Cheney is renowned for her bitchiness!" "She's surely more of a biter and scratcher!"

Well, you're right. Lynne Cheney would be the better lay. And she's in great shape for her age. A GILF, no doubt. But you can't front on the adipose corpulence of Elizabeth Edwards. Baby got back, Baby got front, Baby got middle. That's a broad you can have some kinky rumpy pumpy with. With the full slapping sensations and the sound effects therein. I'm as big a partisan as you can find, but sorry y'all, Mrs. Edwards won this debate by a W I D E margin.